I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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