Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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