I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Randomize
