she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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