Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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