You work out of a Hotel?
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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