I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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