you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
My feet surprised me
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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