I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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