I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
