Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I can text with my tongue
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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