don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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