just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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