he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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