I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
