dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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