i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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