I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
She's the barista slut.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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