She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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