Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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