Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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