it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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