Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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