I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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