last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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