All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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