Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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