she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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