I want to stick my p in your. b.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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