so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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