Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
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