we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
ugly people sure do ruin things
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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