he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Its about making memories worth repressing
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize