so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Dignity is for republicans.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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