That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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