it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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