But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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