roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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