i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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