He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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