He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
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