But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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