Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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