Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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