How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
you told grandpa to call you daddy
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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