I'm jealous of your bromance
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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