so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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