Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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