my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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