Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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