i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
