Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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