i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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