Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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