He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
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