i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
he told me I talked like a deaf person
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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